Culture Mush

With this crazy age comprised of a falling economy, a dying music industry, rampant depression, and out of control prescription drug zombies, one can’t help but wish we’re back living in the 70’s. People used to go out and dance all night at Studio 54, wear some of the biggest afros that a neck could hold up, free love was still rampant and disco was all the rage. Well, I guess we could do without disco, but one thing that I wish we could resurrect is the adult film market of yesteryear. Those films contained great plots with bad acting, amazing handlebar moustaches, and some of the funniest moments ever!

I still remember my friends and I passing along this sacred tape called Back On Top. It was your standard 70’s adult video, but the part that stands out most in my mind, was when they were doing the dirty on a dinner table, and it just collapsed. The platinum blonde with the fe-mullet didn’t even crack a smile, and she went right back at it like a true trooper. Anyway, I digress. If you’re like me and you like to reminisce about the times that were, but you’re currently at work, check out SFW Porn (Safe For Work)! There is of course no nudity, or foul language, but it’ll take you to a back to a time where things were much easier!